You know what Sam Wilson gets from Dorian Gray for Yule? That's right: angel cake. Delicious, sugary, wonderful angel cake, specially ordered from a local bakery, to be eaten and enjoyed by his angelic pal.

Strangely, there is one slice of devil's cake hiding in there under the white frosting. How did that happen? No one is quite certain.

Merry Yuletide, Captain Wilson.